Today it is all about television, for no good reason.

When I was in the UK I saw a show called X-Factor. Until then I didn't know that your eyes could vomit.

And I love that Oprah had to import an audience from the US to do her Australian show. She must have feared (and probably rightly so) that the local audience wouldn't scream daftly enough, just sit there indifferently saying, "Yeah, right, get on with it and give me a bloody car would ya, ta love."